Funny Happy Easter Memes Naturally Colored Chickens

Happy Easter Funny Quotes: Maybe Easter celebration is not all Jingle-bell and juicy ham but Easter celebration is no less than funny hell when you have a quirky child within to tease everyone with your wit and sass. Though Easter is quite a serene and holy festival, a little fun and frisky vibes to make the celebration happening won't harm anyone. One of the finest ways to make your loved ones giggle on Easter is by sending them funny Easter sayings and funny Easter quotes. Below is the most amusing compilation of the most funny Easter wishes 2022 that is so hilarious you will forget about Easter chocolate eggs and bunny.

Funny Easter Wishes 2022

Easter is the only time when you can put all the eggs in one basket and still be risk-free. Because, in the end, you are going to eat all the eggs. Happy Easter and God bless you!

If I find the Easter bunny accidentally on this Easter, I am going to cage him up and order to fulfill all my wishes, or else he will be locked up for a lifetime. Fun apart, happy Easter to all my loved ones.

If there is one thing you should be afraid of on Easter, it is Easter chocolate eggs. The more you eat, the fatter you will get and no Easter will be able to reduce your weight magically. Happy Easter!

Also see: Religious Easter Messages

Like Jesus survived the brutality of crucifixion, may you also service the overeating of your favorite food items. The way you eat like crazy, it's next to impossible to take a single breath after stuffing your stomach. Happy Easter and God bless you!

Hey friend, May you get the hottest chic on Easter and turn that day into a valentine's celebration. I hope you savor every moment of Easter to the fullest. Happy Easter, buddy!

Also see: Funny Easter Captions

It is the resurrection day when Jesus came out alive from death. I hope you can come out from your sleep. This is the resurrection for you. Wishing you happy Easter!

Easter is about hope, newness and zest. And you are wrapped in spiked negativity. Just having Easter feast is not about Easter; start praying and Jesus would show his magic turning you from monkey into a human. Happy Easter!

Also see: Easter Wishes for Family and Friends

Happy Easter dear! Just don't only eat all turkeys. Ice cream is for you. Jesus forbids you for not eating turkey! Again wishing you happy turkey Easter!

You have also become like an Easter bunny whose tummy is protruding like a fat. Jesus Christ has said to look up for your health. Happy Easter!

It is well known that Easter bunnies lays eggs but it is very less known that you also. Wishing happy Easter to you!

Also see: Happy Easter Wishes

Funny Easter Messages and Greetings

The way you guys lie and backstab each other, I don't think Jesus will again take the risk of crucifixion to save humanity from unscrupulous elements. I wish you an Easter full of candies, scrumptious dishes, and meaningful vows.

Maybe Easter yields immense happiness to kids and ladies but its celebration throws hefty bills on men which they don't like to see and pay at all. Happy Easter to all the hardworking men!

I don't why people talk about Easter eggs so much when a Chicken does the job of laying all eggs? Wishing you all a fun-studded Easter!

Also see: Easter Bunny Wishes

May we both get to see the Easter bunny and fulfill all the wishes. Whatever you ask, I will reverse everything by asking for opposite wishes. Jokes apart, may you have an alluring Easter celebration!

Easter is the festival of spreading love and extending helping hands. However, Easter is no less than grabbing all the chocolates from everyone for you. Wishing you a mirthful Easter celebration!

Also see: Happy Easter Images

Easter is about family celebration. Hence if you are celebrating alone then it is a sin. Wishing you all happy Easter!

Hate is not the message of Easter. Even if your enemy comes to your door on the day of Easter, share food with him, and even with your ex-girlfriend too. It is hard to share with ex-girlfriend but you can. Happy Easter!

Also see: Easter Love Messages

Easter bunnies lay eggs not when you say them but they do it when you don't see them. That's why they are the Easter eggs always with hidden meaning. Wishing happy Easter dear!

Jesus has got fed of this world that's why he is not coming back because mankind has lost his faith and belief. Hence you believe in yourself and try to make your bed every day. At least this you can do. Even Easter bunnies do this. Happy Easter!

What if all turkeys eat humans on the day of Easter rather than humans eating turkeys. Sometimes reverse order is good and beneficial. Humans are populating a lot these days. Even Easter bunnies don't do that much. Wishing you happy Easter!

Also see: Cute Happy Easter Bunny Wishes

Funny Easter Sayings

The only reason I love the Easter celebration is because it's the only festival when my mother doesn't stop me from eating chocolates. She stays busy in the Church and I eat all chocolates sneakily. Happy Easter!

May the beautiful occasion of Easter fill your life with chics, chocolates, and a lot of life-changing chances. Fill your heart with love and stomach with umpteen chocolates. Happy Easter!

Easter bunny is usually afraid of human beings and doesn't like to come in front of them because they may roast him and spoil his Easter for once and all. May you enjoy every day of your life like the Easter festival!

May you never get to put your hands on Easter chocolate eggs because I don't want to see you suffering from diabetes. I will eat all the chocolates on your behalf as well. Happy Easter!

Also see: Happy Easter Prayers

If you want to make your Easter celebration healthy, avoid chocolates and an Easter bunny at all costs. Because they bring a lot of calories with them which is difficult to shed later. Enjoy Easter like there is no tomorrow!

There is a saying that the one who distributes all his money among poor on the eve of Easter; would get Jesus blessing. So who is up for this? Wishing happy Easter to you all!

Also see: Best Easter Bible Verses

When Jesus came out from heaven after going there once, after the resurrection he said heaven is beautiful and Holy Father is kind and all Easter bunnies are dancing and great Easter feast held every day there. That's why Jesus doesn't like here much on this earth. Happy Easter!

Everyone is eating candies these days that's why they are becoming so sweet like candies and they are less bunny also. That's why only Easter bunnies can lay eggs, not candy people. Happy Easter!

Also see: Best Funny Easter Memes

On the occasion of Easter you eat turkeys and the turkeys you have eaten would eat you next time in your next birth. Wishing you happiest Easter!

Chickens are most happy on the day of Easter celebration because they are not being cut on the occasion. That's why all turkeys shout chicken-chicken. Wishing happy Easter to you!

Also see: Happy Belated Easter Wishes

Funny Easter Quotes

The Easter bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig. —Steve Carell

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. —Clarence W. Hall

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had three eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.- Caroline Rhea.

Also see: Funny Easter Puns and Jokes

There are always some churchgoers whom the preacher doesn't remember from one Easter to the next. – Evan Esar.

I always felt Batman was best suited to the role of gritty urban crime detective, but now you guys have got him up against Santas, and Easter bunnies? I'm sorry, but that's not my Batman!- Unknown.

Also see: Happy Easter GIFs

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. —Linda Grayson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you could get stuff cheaper. —Amy Sedaris

Also see: Easter Monday Wishes

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. —Adam Ferrara

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.- Pope John Paul II.

Also see: Easter Monday Wishes

In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade. – Irving Berlin

Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. – Wallace Stevens

The last time was Easter morning. The church bells were ringing. – Maurice Maeterlinck

I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them. – Melanie White

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. – Garrison Keillor

Easter tastes better than Halloween, and you don't have to ring a lot of doorbells.- Billy

If it weren't for capital punishment we wouldn't have Easter.- Bill Hicks

No presents for Christmas? That's like Easter without high-stakes poker. – Steven Levitan

I believe in Santa Claus. I believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe in the Tooth Fairy. But I don't believe in you. This is battery acid. Now, you disappear! -Stephen King

I'm all for Easter seals – as long as they don't bark and beg for fish.- Melanie White

When you're grown up you realize that it's not the number of Easter eggs you find that's important, but how many are dark chocolate.- Melanie White

Tuck Wers1965

Funny Happy Easter Memes Naturally Colored Chickens

Funny Easter Wishes 2022

Funny Easter Messages and Greetings

Funny Easter Sayings

Funny Easter Quotes

You May Also Like:

Menu Halaman Statis